●Michelle Obama Shock Tape: God Damn You American Whitey_自考专本|专升本|高升专|高升本|在职研究生-学历教育网

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I knew the tape was going to be bad, but I had no idea. I’m going to go send some money to hillaryis44.com right away. They must be stopped.

First. (That is, I am the first white American voter to have experienced this particular rickroll).

I’m honored!

And I should be in bed. But instead, I’m at work, politely telling Japanese tourists the nearest place the can buy condoms. Ah, the glamorous life of an innkeeper.

This is a disaster. I have lost all of my faith in democracy and the American way. How could they do this to us?! After watching that video, I have no choice but to leave for Canada.

[re=10411]b bab[/re]: OK I’m second.

I can’t hear the video, tell me what it says… please…

I was going to post the exact same thing on Youtube last night, but I went to sleep after Windows Movie Maker started acting finicky… by the time I woke up this morning, apparently half a dozen other people had had the exact same idea. Mine would have been much better though, because it would have been an actual Michelle Obama speech for the first 20 seconds. The guy who posted this wins on speed, but the execution is shoddy as hell. God, I remember the days when people took some pride in their rickrolls!

[re=10413]jagorev[/re]: [re=10411]b bab[/re]: Geez, guys. I’m at work. What’s your excuse?

[re=10417]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Cant sleep. Whitey will eat me.

[re=10418]jagorev[/re]: OM NOM NOM NOM! (I’m white, so that’s funny. Right?)

Well, now Hillary has a reason never to give it up or let us down.

[re=10417]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: I’m eating a bag of dicks..
ugh

[re=10418]jagorev[/re]: You were delicious, BTW. A little salty, though.

[re=10420]ronaldpagan[/re]: She could tell a lie and hurt us (like a big ol’ bag o’ dicks)– what do we do? VP her?

[re=10421]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: At least those are white dicks. If Michelle ate them, would it be racial transcendence?

[re=10424]ronaldpagan[/re]: thanks for gettin’ me back on topic..

When will the Obama sex tape be leaked?

I’m rolled….and a little nauseous.

[re=10424]ronaldpagan[/re]: Speaking of white dicks, I wonder if that cute little Japanese girl (she came down with her boyfriend, in search of condoms) would like to see one.

OK, I think I may be steeping over the line of international hospitality here.

International Relations! HA! I am now a diplomat! Seriously, those 20-something Japanese girls are cute. They are a weakness of mine.

Never mind me, I only get this creepy when I’m drinking bourbon on the night shift.

…fukk you wonkette!

[re=10426]ronaldpagan[/re]: I’m confident there will be a highly credible, hi-def video of Bary O gettin’it on with his kids’ 17-year-old French au pair girl before Nov 1. Despite the fact that the Obamas have never employed an au pair.

It’s an election year, after all.

[re=10428]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: I want to work someplace where I can get away with drinking bourbon! Don’t think you have a chance with that Japanese girl here with her boyfriend, though. Sorry.

[re=10431]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: An O-face year?

this is just sick, you guys are sick, gawd!

[re=10431]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Is there an elevator in which you could both horrify and amuse her with your tiny member?

[re=10426]ronaldpagan[/re]: …or the white girl sex scandal?

[re=10431]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:

Dear Fox News,

Audicity and I would both be happy to play the au pair. And, not to undermine Audicity, but I could pass for Arab. I’ll need to make sure your Barry lookalike meets my high standards, though; you people tend to think all “coloreds” look the same.

Love,
RP

[re=10434]heathenish[/re]: Right you are.

[re=10432]ronaldpagan[/re]: In my experience, any place you are the only employee on site after 10pm is a pretty good place to to be drinking bourbon on the job. It also helps if you are the general manager, as am I. It’s a really small hotel. Come visit, next time you are on the North Olympic Peninsula! Bring many young Asian girls with you. I will provide much bourbon.

[re=10438]ronaldpagan[/re]: With your masculine screen name, I keep forgetting you’re a female.

How do feel about performing across Tim Meadows? I hear he’s looking for work these days. A little makeup and lighting; he could pass. I used to work for an ABC affiliate, I bet I could get an inside line to some FOX producers for a project such as this. There are A LOT of FOX producers who work strictly on spec (no kidding?!) Might be your big break, if you can make it dramatic without overselling it like I’ve seen some do…

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